When the motto gets tough, the tough get mottos. . .

One of the early mottos to “double back” was
“When the going gets tough the tough get going.”

The comedy movie **Mystery Men **(1999) (Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofalo, Hank Azaria … ) had a bunch of these.

The Sphinx (Wes Studi):
He who questions training
only trains himself at asking questions.

When you care what is outside,
what is inside cares for you.

When you can balance a tack hammer on your head,
you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.

Here’s my contribution to the genre:
Don’t let the great taste fool you
[sup]and don’t let the great fool taste you.[/sup]

“A good man is hard to find and vice versa.”

Champagne for my true friends, and true pain for my sham friends.

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits (er, I think)

Snatch a kiss, or vice versa?

When the going gets tough
the tough get enemas.

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
-Hunter S. Thompson

“That which does not kill me makes me more irritable”

David Letterman introduced his show last night with this one.

It’s nice to be important,
but it’s less important to be nice

I can’t find my Latin book, but translated to English-
“We who are about to die salute you who are about to die before we do.”

If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

A few more of the oldies:

When the going gets tough, the tough get rough.
When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
And Tim Allen’s line:
When the going gets tough, the tough get MORE POWER.

Wherever you go, there you are.
I live my life by it. I dare you to argue with it. It is a universal truth. Nya! :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, but if you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll probably end up somewhere else.

…not that you’d know, but…

A friend of mine in the Air Force was in Ammo (the people that put the bombs together an load them on the planes). There motto was:

Providing the enemy a chance to die for his country

Oops, there = their.

When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws with evolve.

will evolve

Damn.

You can prick your finger, just don’t finger your prick.

This isn’t really a double-back, but I think it fits the context. I quote WC Fields “If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”