I’ve been waiting for six years, and it is, after all, the only reason I joined this place.
Tomorrow I think, or the day after…
Tomorrow never comes 
It comes, but just when the clock is turning to 12:00 and you are all “yay Its tomorrow!”,it becomes today 
How would you know, if you haven’t got the calendar?
I think it’s being tweaked. The new Mayan version should be ready in 2013.
He probably counts the scratches on the wall of his cave same as you, Wilson, and me!
Life sucks, doesn’t it?
If one were so inclined, one could replace the useless Calendar link with a link to one’s recent posts. I think that would be nice.
And then you die.
Today or tomorrow?
Impossible to know, without the calendar.
Have you tried using a sieve?
Very hard to scratch tally marks into it, but it can be done.
Most of these jokes are very week.
I could loan you one of the schedules from work…I like to think of them as calendars, since they change every day…
[Note to anyone who I actually work with. I’m joking! Really! I respect our schedules. Yeah.]
-D/a