Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot???
I bought a box of Cracker Jacks today for my son. When he got half way through the box he came across “The Prize”. It was a white piece of paper that read:
Jack’s Funny Facts:
When you blush, your stomach lining also reddens.
And that was it. What the hell happened to Frito-Lay? Did they go broke? Did they start to offer Profit Sharing in the Cracker Jack prize division of Frito-Lay? How else do you justify going from already lame ass toys like the Compass With Stuck Needle, or Lick-On Tattoos to a small piece of paper with stupid facts printed on it?