Tell me the truth. Does it say bad things about me that I so enjoyed writing with the pee stream?
Well, if Opal says hello, I’m forced to say
Hi, Opal!
That’s cute!
- Very funny
- Kinda gross
- Hi Opal!
Ha ha, that was funny! Hi to you too Opal!
Honey: Yes, it says very bad things about you.
It’s a fun site, but it’s just not the real thing. You can’t see the snow erode away as the warmth hits it. Ahhh - you girls just don’t know what you’re missing! 
Opal, that’s not one of the side effects of your recent surgery, is it?
I always suspected I was missing out on the fun shit, by being born a girl. And you forgot to mention steam. Isn’t there steam???!!!
Yeah, yeah, rub it in. We girls have to take what we can get, you know?
Oh yes, I did forget to mention that. It’s sort of like when you see steam coming off the football players’ bald heads when they’re on the sideline.
I’m sure there are lots of advantages to being female; writing your name in the snow, however, is what being a male is all about!
…well that and hairy ass-cracks