I was just perusing the Page O Flames, as I am wont to do, and as always it had me in tears.
Then it occurred to me… There are lots of new folk around here who probably don’t even know it exists!
The Page-O-Flames is the best flames, humor, and idiocy from the SDMB dating back to 1997. I take no responsibility for anyone losing their job due to their loud and uncontrollable behavior while reading.
I update it quite regularly, either with things I find or things that people send me. The one liners page is submitable by anyone, so it gets the most updates.
Gee Coldie, you put a lot of effort into that post. Don’t you have something better to do? :rolleyes:
As for the POF, it’s even mentioned in one of Cecil’s BOOKS so I hardly think it’s an innapropriate thread topic. Besides, I doubt most people who would be interested in this would even look at an old thread that is about something else, whereas by identifying the topic in the thread title (which I was under the impression was the approved process) the people who are interested actually know what is in there. (I’d roll my eyes again but it gives me a headache.)
That’s from back in the AOL days, when the only forums were General Questions and Comments on Cecil’s Columns (though I think the name of Comments… was different). And yes, it was from the GQ forum.
I just signed on as a member. When can I expect my official membership card, free t-shirt, and secret handshake instructions?
I browsed around a bit, and enjoyed the one liners quite a bit. Are most of the members also part of SDMB? I recognized quite a few names. And the pictures were nice, too (although over half wouldn’t open or I got " 404-page not found"). It’s good to put faces to names.
Well, Opal, I would like to thank you for starting a new thread, as I would not have known to look through the history to find such a thing, not even knowing it existed.
Coldfire, although I too saw your post as a little bit snarky, I was very very impressed! I can barely post links in my posts!
Thanks for the thread, Opal. Although I have seen the Page O’Flames referenced, I didn’t actually know what is was, even though I’ve been around a while.
No[one is prettier than I]offense, but[get ready for my supreme wit] shouldn’t[you be kneeling before me and kissing my royal hiney] you[follow my lead] list all[of my good qualities on the head of a pin]of your crap where I[who can do no wrong]dont have to see it?
Loveyalots!
Cold[can’t you all see I am smarter than thee?]fire
Am I the only one reading this?
P.S.
Thank you for letting the newbies see this Opal
Coldfire, mayhaps if you quit sitting on your crown, you won’t feel so grouchy
Many of the entries are appalingly humorous and I find myself wondering who the author was. Is it possible to attribute the quotes so I’ll know who to click on more often here?