…was somebody going to get around to asking this one?
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
…are you due?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
…I tell you to clean up this mess, I mean NOW, young man.
Whenever you want it, baby
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)
A quarter past a monkey’s asshole.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Will Britney Spears realize that I’m ALL man, and ready for the commitment she’s looking for.
P.S. Is anyone actually UPSET that she sold her body to science?
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)
…did this place turninto such a den of banalities?
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Now
will IIIII be lovvvved
Ayesha
Never.
Do you want to date Michelle?
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
the world stops turning
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
did I start acting, talking and looking like my MOTHER?
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Canthearya: … [when] are you due? *
My wife’s due 3/27/00. Thanx for asking. 
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Hey, that’s my birthday!
are we going to get there!!???
the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s AMORE.
. . . in doubt, throw it out.
(first rule of refrigerator cleaning)
The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
…in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another…