I’ve been sitting in my office this morning and have received only two emails in the space of four hours. Quite unheard of!
It’s a cold, wet, dreary winter’s day and I suspect that lots of people in my organisation must be having a “mental health” day.
It’s times like this that I realize just how big the world is.
It’s lunchtime on a cold Winter Friday to you. It’s nearing bedtime on a warm Summer Thursday to me.
We’re on the same planet? 
They’re stuck in the tubes, behind all that Spam that the kids keep shoving down there ‘cause they don’t want to eat it. There Internet ain’t like a big truck, you know; it’s a series of tubes. I was sendin’ an internet on my personal Internet the other day, and it got stuck behind other peoples’ internets for hours, cause the tubes were all blocked by all this commercial internets.
Okay, I’ll stop now. But Ted Stevens never gets old; he’s better for laughs than Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms put together.
Stranger
Most of them ended up in my spam folder.