Ok, in fact I know exactly where it went: It was irritating me, so I randomly bought a pair of clippers and shaved it all off. This surprised people, as they thought it was rather out of character. Silly people, thinking I do what they expect me to…
Main observation: Doing this in the coldest week in months was a really stupid idea.
Cite for before and after pictures. Scroll down for the hairless version.
Kit
P.S. I know at least one of my IRL friends who hasn’t seen this yet reads the boards. So, surprise.
Thank you. It’s actually not mine - it belongs to a friend. I looked for one myself and couldn’t find any for less than 60ish pounds, so I decided I didn’t like it quite enough to acquire one for myself.
Homebrew: A ha! Another mystery solved. I should have known someone on the SDMB would know. Thanks.