In the grand tradition of such threads as What happened to my banana?, I, an oft-confused Doper, am appealing to the SDMB in the hopes of finding what happened to another wayward object, this time a small bottle of Astroglide.
I know I had it in my room; the question is where it is now. I’ve looked and looked – it’s not on my shelves. It’s not under my bed. I even checked in my bathroom cabinet, just in case. It’s imperative that I find it, because it’s been missing for several days, and my boyfriend is coming over Thursday night, and um, well.
RM: That hair gel you bought doesn’t work very well.
Me: What? What hair gel?
RM: The stuff in the living room. I tried some of it and it just makes your hair sticky without doing anything.
Me: . . . . yeah, I know. I’ll have to try something new next time.
Baby, baby
Where did our lube go?
Oh, don’t you leave me
Don’t you leave me no more
I’ve got this burning, yearning yearning feeling inside me
Oh, deep inside me
And it hurts so bad