In the grand tradition of such threads as What happened to my banana?, I, an oft-confused Doper, am appealing to the SDMB in the hopes of finding what happened to another wayward object, this time a small bottle of Astroglide.
I know I had it in my room; the question is where it is now. I’ve looked and looked – it’s not on my shelves. It’s not under my bed. I even checked in my bathroom cabinet, just in case. It’s imperative that I find it, because it’s been missing for several days, and my boyfriend is coming over Thursday night, and um, well.