I had McDonald’s for lunch. One of my fries “went down the wrong way” and I sort of choked on it. Apparently, I coughed it into my nasal cavity, because I just blew my nose and a piece of fry came out.
I know it’s a french fry and not an unusually greasy booger because it smells like potato and has salt crystals on it.
Ew.
You have way too much time on your hands. lol.
Did it hurt coming out? Yikes!
I’m just thinking that could’ve caused one hell of a sinus infection if it had gotten lodged in there.
I had McD’s for lunch too, but none of my fries are in my nose as far as I can tell. 
I think he has way too much potato up his nose.
Damn thing was half an inch across. I inspected it because I was going to be calling the Guinness people to claim a record if it was actually nasal mucus.
Not at all, weirdly. Felt just like a regular nose-blow, except that there was a noticeable impact with the tissue.
Wasn’t there some takeoff rhyme about McDonalds and french fries up the nose? Seems I recall something silly that made the rounds with kids when I was young. Why can’t I think of it now?
You ate an entire restaurant for lunch?
I’ve gotten fries in my nose too. Not pleasant.
Is it this one:
Oh, no. It was a family of four named McDonald.
That’s it!
Though I think our local version had some line about squirting ketchup instead of rattlesnakes…
Served with a side of fries, I presume. 
Not bad. Though once I managed to get my brother laughing so hard at his birthday [I think I was 8 and he was 10] that he blew chocolate cake through his nose.
We really need a little devil smiley 
Here’s what I had up my nose:
Can we start calling you Mr. Potato Head?
You had an SDMB thread up your nose? Gross!
You could have until about 2:06. Not anymore!
I’ve also gotten chicken, water, milk, and beer up my nose. Thankfully not all at once.
Ah, college.
At least not by accident.
Once at a church picnic I was eating a piece of celery from the crudite tray when a friend made an extremely funny joke. Snarfed celery bits are not fun. Very hard, cold and rough.
Wish I could remember the joke. . .
It may have laid eggs in your nasopharynx. Let us know if you start having unexplained tater-tots crawling around your head.