"Where did you get the Turkey?" "It fell off a Truck"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Or maybe

It’s a Break::

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20051118/D8DV4CSO6.html

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Somebody has to say it:

“I swear I thought they could fly!”

(Or maybe “I swear I thought we could fly!”)