Where do ham radio operators go for lunch?
Marconi Grill
Where do weather forecasters go for lunch?
Chilly’s
Ok, after you finish groaning, add some more!
Where do nuclear power plant techs go for lunch?
An English pub – for fission chips.
Unix administrators can never eat at the same place twice because every time they enter
ypcat group | grep $user | nawk -F: '{print $1}'| sort
the server slaps them.
Where do lawyers go for lunch?
Chinese restaurant, for a heaping plate of “chop sue-me”.
Argh, I know that was terrible. My apologies. :o
Where do admirers of a certain British writer go for lunch?
The Waugh-Full House.
Where would Batman’s sidekick go for lunch if he turned Communist?
Red Robin.
Where do Communists go for lunch?
Red Lobster!
Where do pirates go for lunch?
Aaaaaarby’s
Where do Rastas go for lunch?
Dread Lobster.
Where do zombie Mafia guys meet for lunch?
Dead Mobster
Where do replacement teachers go for lunch?
Sub-way
So, Marconi Grill and Red Robin are actual restaurants? 'Cause I’m thinking these regional jokes don’t travel well.
Yep, Macaroni Grill is an excellent italian place.
Never had Red Robin, but my wife goes there with her friends.
Where do students with test anxiety go for lunch?
Quizno’s.
Do the sex slaves eat there too? 
Where do Ancient Greece Mythology professors go?
Jason’s Deli.
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooh! You’ve got the devil to pay for that one, dutchboy!
When you’re done in the hold and come back on deck, bring pie.
(ISTR that the “devil” is the main seam in the bottom of the ship, and having “the devil to pay” is to recaulk that seam, a job given to the ship’s goof-off. Anybody know if my dimly-remembered source is accurate?)
Back on topic:
Where do basketball players go for a snack?
Dunkin’ Donuts.