I’m way ahead of you. Already today, I’ve killed two gerbils, tried some cybersex (got some weird looks for that, being at work and all), and I’m now trying to find a gas grill I can blow up. I’m also going through the directory at work and tracking down everyone alphabetically and calling them a putz.
From his profile:
ROFLMAO 
BRATMAN,
ROTF! First real chuckle I’ve had all day. Wally would be proud, ya putz.
COLDIE,
Ditto on Wally’s Interests.
Apparently Canadians get much better credit card rates than Americans do.
Bratman,
That kind of respect is JUST what he would have expected from all of us. Thanks for taking on the challenge!!