Where do you hide your stuff?

If we all find our hidden stuff is missing, the cops will wanna talk with **PeskiPiksi **!

You wanna know something? In the grand scheme of things, its not a huge deal finding “unexpected items” after someone passes. My sister and I had a giggle at some of the things we found in our parents’ (separate) houses after the passed. Neither of them had had time to “tidy up” their houses when they fell ill and subsequently died. They’re human, so wut? Life goes on.

I have to stash anything important in my bathroom drawers where DH is verboten from entering. Things like my bank account statements, investments, receipts and Enzian bottle. Just because. After I croak I really dont care what ppl find. Let em have a giggle at my expense.

Since the advent of digital media cars, I just find it easier to put files on them and then glue them to the bottom of something. Worse came to worst, I’d mail them to myself. Absolute worst situation, I’d steam open a junk mail envelope,place the media cards in there and then reseal it.

If I had Walter White quantities of loose cash, I’d buy an abandoned house, dig a hole into the concrete foundation, bury the money there and have concrete poured over the hole to patch it. I could then be gone for years and as long as I paid the taxes, I’d be able to go back and retrieve the cash.

Paper money – inside one of several rolls of aluminum foil in the drawer in the bottom of the stove. No thief would bother to steal or search the filthy contents of that drawer, and it affords a fair degree of safety in the event of a fire.

NM

On the shelf In plain sight in the hollowed out bible no one ever reads. :smiley:

I’m a biker and I ride with Marines. I’m saying this to say that I hang out with people who end up in the hospital or dead on a regular basis.

When someone goes down, we will “clean” their home and store their stuff.

Nobody has anything worse than pot, porn and sex toys, but who wants their family to see it?

It’s right under the…

Hey, wait. Oh, nice try. But I’m not falling for that one again.

[Related XKCD: xkcd: Security Question]

If any person except me knows about it, it is not a good hiding place anymore.
I have none that have not been thought of before but I don’t know that.

PeskiPiksi:

I always hide things in my socks. I have a sock drawer filled with a lot of socks. All kinds, and all varieties, i.e. dress socks, sweat socks etc. The trick I use is to roll all pairs of socks together. Then if I need to hide things, I will take one of the rolled pair of socks, put it in the middle, then roll the socks back up. If anything happened to me, I do not think anyone would want to keep my socks. This is good for small things, as for larger things, I just try to throw in the back of my bedroom closet. :o

I figure you for a garage hider kinda dude. Sorry for outing you.

If you remove a certain book from a certain bookcase in the study, the bookcase revolves to reveal a passage leading downward to a cave system beneath my family estate. It is there that I keep my crimefighting equipment, forensic laboratory, and porn stash.

Gee thanks kayaker :smack:

It is O Dark:30 and now I have to spend an hour in the garage moving stuff… :mad:

Stealing this idea. Well, I would if I had stuff to hide, I mean.

Yeah, I think you’re just fine. And thoughtful.