People who interrupt when other people are talking to them. It irritates me even when it’s not me they’re talking to.
I eventually stopped going to one of my favorite beaches back home because of all the cigarette butts. If you filled a pail with sand, there’d literally be four or five dozen butts in it as well.
Disgusting.
Yeah what you said!
My sister-in-laws *demon spawn * was eating BBQ ribs at one of those all you can eat troughs(I went under protest but there you have it) I was sitting across from him and said “Gentlemen put their napkins on their laps” He glared at me like I had grown another head. Then comenced to inhale the ribs smacking all the time. I told his uncle to take him to the restroom to hose him off. The parents though it was funny :rolleyes:
People who don’t hold the door open for others, it’s only an extra 5 seconds, I mean come on people.
People who smoke when the place they are in is clearly designated “No Smoking”
Queue jumpers, any queue jumpers.
People who accost you on the stree to sell you things or convert you to religions.
The ignorant, intollerant or other suchlike cretins.
I can get with your napkin gripe, but i’ve never understood the obsession with keeping elbows off the table. It’s always seemed to me to be an archaism that serves no useful purpose except to give some people the opportunity to feel superior.
This was my first thought when I read the thread title. I was afraid I was becoming an old fuddy-duddy and that the rules had changed. Hat wearing in restaurants doesn’t fall into the category of intrusive rudeness (i.e. your hat doesn’t blow smoke in my face or cut me off at the light), but it still bugs the piss out of me. Didn’t your dad tell you that polite people take their hats off inside? Mine did.
And that goes for hat-wearers at Applebee’s and Chili’s too!
Fuddy-duddyhood, here I come!
(Excellent cuisine, BTW)
IT"S A STAIRWAY!
IT’S A DOORWAY!
IT IS THE EXIT!
DO NOT STAND IN IT
Do NOT STAND IN FRONT OF IT
It is the WORST place for you to :
-have a conversation
-talk on your cell phone
-watch the “event”
Do you see the people who have to wait in order to get past you?!
YOU are an inconsiderate pig!
If your [husband/wife/daughter/son/other] is not back from picking up “just one more item” by the time the cashier at the grocery store finishes ringing you up, TOO BAD!!! The whole line has better things to do than to wait around for you.
How can so many people possibly think this is acceptable?!
My father does the same thing. It drives me fucking crazy. You would think that after 30+ years of marriage my mother would have nagged or brow-beat him enough to change his eating habits. However, he has a stubborn streak like you wouldn’t believe, and at times I suspect he does it just to spite her. Whenever I have meals with them (holidays and what-not), I try to sit as far away from him as possible to minimize the audio/visual cacophony.
Talking and laughing loudly in public, particularly in restaurants. There is nothing that goes through me faster than a paroxysm of laughter while I’m eating.
I work in a restaurant. And I hate it when someone chooses to blow their nose at the dinner table. Take your ass to the bathroom and do it there. Not at the dinner table with other diners in your general location. It is so rude and so not appetizing at all.
I hatehatehate drivers who fucking come to a stop in the EZpass lane! They defeat the whole purpose of EZPass! Gah! Shooting them shouldn’t be a crime.
I don’t know if this counts as an etiquette issue, but I was waiting in the Timmies parking lot the other day for someone, and this couple pulled up and parked diagonally accross two handicapped parking spaces and let out a 20-ish year old fellow who looked pretty unhandicapped. So my peeve is people who take up 2 parking spaces, especially handicap spaces (especially if they don’t need them)
Agreed. I just didn’t want the shock of having to give up the hat to kill anyone. 
Living in dorms is awesome. Loud music. Check. Crappy loud music. Check. Crappy loud video game sounds? Mmhmm.
Video game sounds from a crappy game at midnight, while I’m trying to sleep.
Of course.
Yep. That’s been known to start raging wildfires in my kneck of the woods.
People who chew with their mouths open. This applies to food or gum, but mostly food.
Also, people who will just sit there and sniffle instead of blowing their noses.
Or “without regard”.
Or, as when four out of every five people you do this four walk right past you without a word. I finally got so fed up with this, that I said to one person “I would say don’t mention it, but then you already haven’t!” They looked at me like I had some sort of weirdo and kept walking.
I still hold doors for everyone, regardless of gender, but I’m getting more and more pissed off. I don’t want to decide to stop holding them altogether as I would feel like a jerk, but I’m afraid I’m really going to go off on someone one day and feel like an even bigger jerk.
It’s a conundrum. :dubious: