Where is the TiVo remote?

Come on!! It was there yesterday! NOW IT ISN’T ANY FRIGGIN WHERE!!!

whimper

Did you look under the couch cushions?

To the tune of “I’m the Slime”, by Frank Zappa:

I defy intuition
I’ll bewilder your skull
For my odds are quite tiny
But they’re greater than null.
I’m the tool of the physicist
And the sci-fi folks too
For I am destined to scramble
Or teleport you.
I may disdain all causality
But I can be quite nice
For a free will philosopher
Or a God that plays dice.
Your confusion will grow.
Do you think you know?
Stochastic Ooze ate the remote
for your TiVo.

No no no… Opal, look behind the couch. Maybe Jesus has it.

:smiley:

Dominic found it about 20 minutes ago on a box in the kitchen. He is the new Household Hero.

Odd.

I read this thread, then went into the den to watch the Simpson’s…

NO TiVo remote!

I still hadn’t found mine when I headed to work though.