Where the hell did I put my iPod?

LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

Tosses iPod to (picks name from thread out of hat) Half Man Half Wit while Jess is looking distracted

If you find it I sure hope my niece’s digital camera is with it. At least losing her camera got her to clean most of the house, including her wreck of a bedroom and the garage!

Sure, it is worth considering. Over the years I have surgically removed peach pits, corncobs, rocks, a choke collar, a toy car, cloth, dryer sheets, ribbon, string, a rubber drain stopper, batteries, etc, etc from various patients. I removed a cassette tape from a dog once. It was a very difficult surgery, requiring multiple enterotomies. It was a country-western tape, leading to my telling the owner that the dog had lousy taste in music.

So far I’ve never gone after an iPod, but I’ll keep my eyes peeled!

Did you check your pants pockets? I lost mine a few months ago and tossed the house looking for it. Resigned to its loss, I gathered up some laundry and trudged to the basement. As I put one pair of pants in the washer, they made a loud clang that’s rather uncharacteristic of fabric hitting metal. I checked the pocket and lo-and-behold, there it was. About six inches and two seconds away from experiencing the joy of the permanent press cycle.

I just found the change pouch I lost last week. It was in the pocket of my jeans, and had just gone through the wash, complete with change (though not my keys, which I had all along). Unusually, I had hung my laundry to dry, instead of tumble-drying.

I had of course gotten a new change pouch.

It’s right over there. No no, not there…THERE. :: points::

If it’s not IN the couch, try UNDER it.

I lost my Ipod two weeks ago. Could’ve sworn I put it in my purse after the gig but it’s not there. I really miss my Ipod.

Look where I’m pointing. There. Yes, right there.

Oh, for crying out loud.