Ice Scream Cone’s “Anyone noticed that the first part of internet is intern?” thread has been thrown to the wolves…er, I mean MPSIMS.
TrickyDick’s “Religious Bigots need to die!” thread has been sent to HELL!..er, I mean the BBQ Pit.
Damhna’s “Watch out Dublin…I’m coming home” thread has been sent home…to MPSIMS.
Lord Davidson’s “My 100th post!” thread has been moved to MPSIMS.
[Edited by slythe on 10-01-2000 at 12:11 PM]
AndYrAStar’s “pathetic whining! oo fun.” thread has been moved per request to MPSIMS.
Guinastasia’s “Lenin was still a tyrant” thread has been moved per request to Great Debates.
Milosarian’s “Bush-Gore Debate 1: Some non-policy related observations” thread has been moved to MPSIMS.
Snooooopy’s “High school marching band” thread has marched over(in fine form, I might add) to MPSIMS.
Jester’s “Just something I gotta get off my chest” thread to MPSIMS.
Pheebee’s “Utopian Society” thread to Great Debates.
Robbespiere’s “How can a Christian support the death penalty?” thread to Great Debates.
theuglytruth’s “George Bush ahead in the polls again:HOW?” thread to Great Debates.
Jimmie Nipples “I Love you Mary, The saga continues…” over at MPSIMS.
Wring’s “Yuck!” thread has been moved to MPSIMS, as has Zette’s “Wow!Yahoo voice chat-attention geeks and freaks…”.
kaos’ “Animal activists suck” thread has been thrown into the BBQ Pit
shhh zzzz’s “Agnostics/Atheists Only” thread has risen up to Great Debates.
Robbespiere’s “Who won the debate tonight?” is going to the Great Debates.
Woolly’s “The Middle East and the new Prez…” thread has been moved to the Great Debates.
Though Spider Woman is not mundane, and praising her is definitely not pointless, nevertheless I had to transfer Anthracite’s “The Spider Woman Appreciation Thread” to MPSIMS. 
Maybe it’s time you could send this thread to the archives and start a new one.
Then just keep editing the new one to be a single post long.
Editing doesn’t bump the thread to the top, but new posts do. If all I did was add to a single post, the sucker would end up on page 317 within a month! 
Suo Na’s “Does atheism have to include nonexistence” thread has died.
But Lo! It’s soul has risen up! Angels have taken it up, and it now resides forevermore in the Great Debates forum.
Zenster’s “Green Party=Enviromental Damage(?)” thread has been moved to Great Debates.
JeffB’s “Gore re: Nader” thread has been moved to MPSIMS.
[Edited by slythe on 10-24-2000 at 08:25 PM]
Or’n’ry Oscar’s “IMHO SD Message Boards Suck” has been thrown into the BBQ Pit, where it will get all the attention it so richly deserves.