Oh–forgot something. He’s not without a computer–he has one at home. I’d rather not post his home e-mail without permission, though–if you want to get something through to him, send it to me and I’ll forward it along. I’ll ask him if I can post his e-mail address for you the next time I talk to him.
We harbor no ill feelings toward Brian and wish him well in finding a new gig, although we think what he should really do is get out of the rock ‘n’ roll rat race and get his degree. And get a haircut, and tuck in his shirt, and don’t you think you could stand to lose a couple pounds, buddy?
Sorry, Drain. Just trying to help.
Best of luck with everything, Satan. If there’s ever anything I can do to help out, just let me know.
Hi Drain Bead -
I started this thread because I wondered where Brian had gotten off to. My sincere apologies if I opened a can of worms. Please let him know that he is missed, and that I wish him well in finding new employment. I was in a similar situation last year, and I know it’s no fun.
Thanks 
Not to mention getting a kind, considerate, understanding boss like Cecil, right Ed?
More like a stoning if you ask me.
Satan, best of luck to you man. I’m sure you’ll find something soon. You’re a good person with a good heart. Prosperity is around the corner.
Holy shit. Ed Zotti is my ex-girlfriend! Arrrrrrgh!
Brian, drop me an email. I don’t know a guy, but I might know a guy who knows a guy.
Anniz and I are sitting here wishing Satan the best. I hope he finds a new gig soon, because the music business is fucked up enough with him in it, and I know he’s trying to make it better.
– The other SDMB couple
The estimable Ed Zotti commented:
My initial reaction was that it was really low to be kicking a man when he’s down.
Then I got to wondering: is this some kind of play on the song “Get a Haircut and Get a Real Job” (George Thorogood if I recall correctly – and I’m sure somebody will tell me if I don’t).
Me, I’m rooting for Satan, and a bit disgusted with the local “music industry” (which makes Nike sweatshops or Flybynight Used Cars look like a high quality corporate citizen).
I only posted a link to that thread because scratch1300 (and no doubt a few others) seemed to be under the impression that Satan was, indeed, banned. I was trying to avoid gossip or speculation by stating what I knew, and nothing more.
Again, I presented what I did know, as opposed to speculating about what might be. How on earth you see any resemblance to gossipy behaviour here is completely beyond me. Would it be too much to ask to tell me I’m reading this wrong?
I wish you and Brian the best of luck in resolving your current problems. And I thought you knew that would automatically be the case.
Wow, that’s terrible - to be out a job right before Christmas even! 
No, wait, not terrible - it sucks goat ass. Yes, that is more appropriate.
And I’m glad to hear that that is the only reason he has left us. And Drain’s post sure explains an awful lot about what went on here.
Also, a lot of people were talking about a deliberate “shunning” of SD people going on; I’m certain many will be glad that is not happening at all.
Well, scratch said he thought Brian MIGHT have been banned, but checked and made sure. After that, no additional input is really necessary.
It was the “those are the facts” line that got to me. As if it was cut and dried from that point onward. Would it have been too much for you to ask?
Of course I do. You don’t have to worry about that–and I’m sorry to have jumped on your response when Diane’s was probably more appropriate to be jumped upon–yours just happened to be first, and the one that Diane referred to when she decided to be snide and catty. Opened the floodgates, so to speak, although I’m sure that wasn’t your intent. Goodness knows that anything can fuel the gossip mill around here.
Sorry to be another snide cat, but scratch1300’s post/sig had me rollin’ on the floor.
manhattan said:
Geez. I knew we had some screwed-up relationships on the SDMB, but this one takes the cake!
Ask what, exactly? The real question is in the OP. I provided what I knew. “Those are the facts” means “This is what I know”. How is that bad?
Apology accepted. Although I’d hate to see this one get out of hand: “snide and catty” goes in another forum. Diane, I’m sure you knew that.
Satan is temporarily absent from the SDMB. Can life get any worst?
As to Satan being laid off, that is the most stupid management decision since the Red Sox sent Babe Ruth packing to New York.
Remember Fred Lynch? He is the moron who cut Michael Jordan from Laney High’s varsity basketball squad. What’s up with him now, you might ask? Well, he works at one of MJ’s basketball camps. Isn’t life full of funny twists? He, he.
I foresee a similar scenario happening here, with Satan fulfilling the biblical prophecies and rising to world domination while his exboss…Wait, I am confusing Satan with the antichrist. :rolleyes: Anyhow. Got get ’em Satan.
Seriously, good luck finding a new job Brian. Hopefully this will turn out for the best and you will end up which a much better job than the one you just left. And as soon as you do, get your satanic ass back here at the SDMB. We really miss your witty, laugh-attack-inducing posts.
Polycarp writes:
This is what I get for not using smilies.
Ohfercryingoutloud.
If my horribly, harsh words :rolleyes: “You mean you didn’t hear the door slam when Satan left? (See thread link above.)” were cause enough to twist zee panties’ in a knot, then the problem is yours, not mine. If you are looking for maliciousness where there is none, you’ll find it sooner or later, by God, no matter what it takes!!! :::slams fist on table:::
Coldie - FWIIW, I wasn’t being caustic or snide, but merely making the suggestion that Brian stormed off the SDMB after the things that transpired in his last thread. It sure appeared that way considering his disappearance came right after his blow-up.
Although a little sarcastic, my comment wasn’t meant to be catty or snide, but knowing the thin skins of certain people, I should have known to pulled the punch just a little bit. My apologies.
Then again, it’s been awhile since I have been spanked by a mod. I think I’m due.
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Hey Ed, I also forgot Mr. Winky when I posted my naughty sentence, maybe we can sit in time-out together?
Gee, thanks for the heartfelt apology, Diane. I knew that as soon as you realized how absolutely and wholeheartedly wrong you were about the whole situation, you’d be horribly contrite and do your best to make up for it, if only to wash that horrible taste of foot out of your mouth. I so appreciate your kind words.