Satan's Teeming Minions US Millenium Tour

system · November 24, 1999, 12:32pm

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<h2>Satan’s Teeming Minions US Millenium Tour</h2>
<h3>To Hell And Back</h3>

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ChiefScott · November 24, 1999, 12:43pm

You’re hooked up with “Cutters”!? They were pretty decent, Bri.

ChiefScott · November 24, 1999, 12:44pm

You’re hooked up with “Cutters”!? They were pretty decent, Bri. One of my third classes invited 'em by for beers after the cruise. I think they blew her off, though.

Satan · November 24, 1999, 12:48pm

Yep, Chie! They’re on the label I work for! Small world…

All them boys are happily taken, so it doesn’t surprise me that they demured…

Sorry about the HTML mess above - I will beg TUBADIVA to fix it if she can…

Yer pal,
Satan

ChiefScott · November 24, 1999, 1:05pm

Oooo, good. I didn’t get anyone in trouble. Sorry you can’t swing by Hampton Roads. Atreal and I are quite lonely out here with the dearth of posters.
I’ll have to take a DC or Carolina swing before deployment.

phouka · November 24, 1999, 1:37pm

You’re coming to Dallas?

You must stop by and say hi! There’s a place in Addison called the Flying Saucer - over two hundred beers on tap. Well worth the visit.

Give me a yell!

Will work for sig line.

Chef_Troy · November 24, 1999, 2:25pm

I’ll second Phouka’s assessment of the Flying Saucer. It’s owned by one of the children of the man who created Six Flags Over Texas (a local amusement park of some repute). Count me in…I’ll email Jerry for the where and when.

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

Troy_McClure_SF · November 24, 1999, 3:23pm

But when are you really gonna put some thought into it, Satan?

JMcC, San Francisco
http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html
“Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring”

Ringo · November 24, 1999, 3:29pm

I’ll be lookin’ for you on the 19th - I’ll e-mail you some phone #'s before that; and I’ll notify Houston SD Command Central.

Happy Holidays.

metroshane · November 24, 1999, 3:31pm

Meet ya’ll at the saucer! How 'bout Deep Ellum for a night?

We live in an age that reads to much to be wise, and thinks too much to be beautiful–Oscar Wilde

Doctor_Jackson · November 24, 1999, 3:43pm

Man, Brian, that sounds like a great trip! I kinda figured Atlanta wouldn’t be on your itenerary, maybe next time. Enjoy!

Strainger · November 24, 1999, 5:10pm

Are you carrying a lap top with you? Or a least a pen and a notebook? I’d be interested in reading your travel journal when you get back, even if it takes up a few pages!

Polycarp · November 24, 1999, 5:26pm

Brian, you have just got to plan your route (especially with the subtitle you gave your itinerary) to cut into southern Michigan on your way from Chi-town to Toledo. The place you’d looking for is a bit north of Adrian, southeast of Jackson. But with the fun we’ve all been having with your username, you’ve got to pay a visit to Hell, MI. (Friends who’ve been there say that you can get an excellent diner-style meal at Hell’s Kitchen.)

Strainger · November 24, 1999, 5:32pm

Satan said

Then I said

Never mind. You had already answered my question. (duh)

Sealemon88 · November 24, 1999, 5:37pm

Satan: There’s a beer from me waiting for ya in Houston. See ya then!

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

ChrisCTP · November 25, 1999, 6:06am

Well, ok, then…if you’d rather stay with Boli than me, I guess that’s ok…

Nuh-no, I’m fine…no hurt feelings at all… I just have something in my eye, that’s all…

“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”
–Jack Kerouac, On the Road

Ayesha · November 25, 1999, 6:06am

::dancing around the room in circles, singing,I’m gonna meet Satan, I’m gonna meet Satan::

If you feel the earth move when I meet ya Satan, don’t worry, it’ll be my dads parents who were both ordained Penacostal preachers,rolling over in their graves.

::goes back to singing and dancing::

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

Satan · November 24, 1999, 7:37pm

Chris - You know I love you best…

But boli, whom I know nothing about, was able to recite to me at length my life story. And this is patently unfair that someone I know nothing about knows everything about me. This way, I get to even the odds a little bit!

Yer pal,
Satan

Flypsyde · November 24, 1999, 7:48pm

So, Satan, completely jazzed about this trip yet? It looks as though you’ve got most of the work done, with setting up your lodgings/travel routes and such. Hope this all helps.

I’d have invited you to the bustling metropolis that is Springfield, but I kinda figured that if I couldn’t find anything interesting to do here, you’d be bored out of your gourd.

Oh, and no offense meant on the lactating thing.

Then he said, “That is that.”
And then he was gone.
-Dr. Seuss, * The Cat in the Hat*

CanadianSue · November 24, 1999, 8:58pm

You know Brian, if you started in the west and worked your way back… you could loop through and drop off all my Christmas presents for me, thus saving postage :0

I am me… accept it or not.

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