Satan's Teeming Minions US Millenium Tour

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<h2>Satan’s Teeming Minions US Millenium Tour</h2>
<h3>To Hell And Back</h3>

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You’re hooked up with “Cutters”!? They were pretty decent, Bri.

You’re hooked up with “Cutters”!? They were pretty decent, Bri. One of my third classes invited 'em by for beers after the cruise. I think they blew her off, though.

Yep, Chie! They’re on the label I work for! Small world…

All them boys are happily taken, so it doesn’t surprise me that they demured…

Sorry about the HTML mess above - I will beg TUBADIVA to fix it if she can…


Yer pal,
Satan

Oooo, good. I didn’t get anyone in trouble. Sorry you can’t swing by Hampton Roads. Atreal and I are quite lonely out here with the dearth of posters.
I’ll have to take a DC or Carolina swing before deployment.

You’re coming to Dallas?

You must stop by and say hi! There’s a place in Addison called the Flying Saucer - over two hundred beers on tap. Well worth the visit.

Give me a yell!


Will work for sig line.

I’ll second Phouka’s assessment of the Flying Saucer. It’s owned by one of the children of the man who created Six Flags Over Texas (a local amusement park of some repute). Count me in…I’ll email Jerry for the where and when.


Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

But when are you really gonna put some thought into it, Satan?


JMcC, San Francisco
http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html
“Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring”

I’ll be lookin’ for you on the 19th - I’ll e-mail you some phone #'s before that; and I’ll notify Houston SD Command Central.

Happy Holidays.

Meet ya’ll at the saucer! How 'bout Deep Ellum for a night?


We live in an age that reads to much to be wise, and thinks too much to be beautiful–Oscar Wilde

Man, Brian, that sounds like a great trip! I kinda figured Atlanta wouldn’t be on your itenerary, maybe next time. Enjoy!

Are you carrying a lap top with you? Or a least a pen and a notebook? I’d be interested in reading your travel journal when you get back, even if it takes up a few pages!

Brian, you have just got to plan your route (especially with the subtitle you gave your itinerary) to cut into southern Michigan on your way from Chi-town to Toledo. The place you’d looking for is a bit north of Adrian, southeast of Jackson. But with the fun we’ve all been having with your username, you’ve got to pay a visit to Hell, MI. (Friends who’ve been there say that you can get an excellent diner-style meal at Hell’s Kitchen.)

Satan said

Then I said

Never mind. You had already answered my question. (duh)

Satan: There’s a beer from me waiting for ya in Houston. See ya then!


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Well, ok, then…if you’d rather stay with Boli than me, I guess that’s ok…

Nuh-no, I’m fine…no hurt feelings at all… I just have something in my eye, that’s all…


“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”
–Jack Kerouac, On the Road

::dancing around the room in circles, singing,I’m gonna meet Satan, I’m gonna meet Satan::

If you feel the earth move when I meet ya Satan, don’t worry, it’ll be my dads parents who were both ordained Penacostal preachers,rolling over in their graves.

::goes back to singing and dancing::


Ayesha - Lioness


There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

Chris - You know I love you best…

But boli, whom I know nothing about, was able to recite to me at length my life story. And this is patently unfair that someone I know nothing about knows everything about me. This way, I get to even the odds a little bit!


Yer pal,
Satan

So, Satan, completely jazzed about this trip yet? It looks as though you’ve got most of the work done, with setting up your lodgings/travel routes and such. Hope this all helps.

I’d have invited you to the bustling metropolis that is Springfield, but I kinda figured that if I couldn’t find anything interesting to do here, you’d be bored out of your gourd.

Oh, and no offense meant on the lactating thing.


Then he said, “That is that.”
And then he was gone.
-Dr. Seuss, * The Cat in the Hat*

You know Brian, if you started in the west and worked your way back… you could loop through and drop off all my Christmas presents for me, thus saving postage :0


I am me… accept it or not.