That’s right, the Lord of Darkness, the Master of Lies, the one and only ‘yer pal’ Satan will be hosting this little get-together,
with a special appearance by his intended sacrifice I mean fiancée Drain Bead.
Bargaining for your souls will have to be done on an individual basis,
and as this can be quite time consuming, please have your materialistic lists ready.
If you have ever wondered "just who the heck are these people that post to the Straight Dope?”
and if you have the urge to find out – come to Raleigh, NC and meet some of us.
If you live anywhere on or near the East Coast you are invited to attend.
This will be a daytime gathering, so any drunken debauching will have to take place later. Give a yell if you need more details.
The Specifics:
Saturday June 17, starting at 11:30am until 2:30pm.
Informal gatherings may take place later by mutual consent.
Barton Hayes Grill & Fountain
2000 Fairview Rd
Raleigh, NC 27608
(919) 856-8551
Detailed directions can be provided of course.