Where's my butt?!?

[mbh]

@CalMeacham

Incidentally, the ancient Romans used to use a sponge on a stick

@TreacherousCretin

Those extension wipers cry out for a slangy name. Turd Tongs?

The traditional terms were
“xylospongium” in Greek
“tersorium” in Latin.

Xylospongium

[Smapti]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

I know where you can find a flashlight and a six-man search team.

[Chronos]

[Moderating]
Since this was bumped by accident, I’m just going to close this.