I can learn! Honest!
Oops. You are absolutely right.
[Homer Simpson voice]D’oh![/Homer Simpson voice]
I once filled out an application, and submitted it. I got it returned with a big red “X” on it, but no explanation why. . .
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[li]Are you of Veteran status? [/li]Well, I have had a few flames directed at me, and I think I came through them fairly well, but there were a few where I got my tailfeathers singed. . .
[li]Are you handicapped? [/li]Well, being I absolutely hate golf with a passion, no.
[li]Have you ever been convicted of a felony? [/li]Um, not that I know of in the current country I currently reside. (But don’t tell nobody!)
[li]Are you willing to relocate for a job? [/li]Well, yeah, but not to Chicago. I heard that place sucks. It was built on a swamp after all! I heard it’s pretty windy, too. I hate the wind.
[li]Can you describe “goat felching”, “the three words that end in ‘-gry’”, and “Hi Opal” from memory? [/li]Wait. . . um, there’s three?
[li]Are you willing to admit Cecil as your God, tatoo his name on you chest, and answer every question ending with “Hail Cecil!”[/li]Well shoot, is the Pope Catholic? Hells yes!
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I don’t get it. Where did I go wrong?
Tripler
Hell, I’ve been on this board over five years. . . 
“Young man, I suppose if all your friends invaded Poland, you would invade Poland too?”