Okay, husband of 16 years. “Please don’t make a big deal out of my 45th birthday” doens NOT mean “please forget my 45th birthday”.
Warning - petulant whining coming up.
It’s bad enough being 45 years old and working two jobs to help get us out of the debt that your midlife career change incurred, but couldn’t you have managed to get out of bed and have coffee with me this morning? Take me to lunch? Buy a goddam card? I mean, you just had three weeks of vacation (I have none since every time we move because of his job, I start over). You couldn’t manage to come up with something, or even remember to say “happy birthday” as I cleaned out the cat box, cooked dinner and took out the garbage today? You were off all day. You had time to go out and buy yourself book. A month ago you were moaning about not knowing what to get me for my birthday, hence the request to not make a big thing out of it.
And now you are off to work, where you will watch cable, cruise the web, and sleep, unless you get a flight and actually have to work for a couple hours. So that’s it. Birthday is officially forgotten. Whats worse is that when you finally do remember, you’ll end up moaning ang beating your breast so much that I’ll end up having to sooth you and assure you that it was no big deal, and it will somehow end up being my fault because I should have mentioned it more often. I can look forward to feeling resentful AND guilty.
I’m not high maintenance. I wasn’t expecting a flowers, diamonds, serenades. Just maybe a little time out of your day, maybe lunch, a promise of dnner some evening.
Most of the time I really like my marriage. This clearly isn’t one of those times. This only happens about once every 5 years (last time was our 10th anniversary, which is how I know exactly what to expect when he realizes he forgot.) Oh well, tomorrow I can put it behind me. He probably won’t forget again until my 50th birthday, and by then, if there is any justice in this world, he’ll have dumped for someone half my age and ten times as much trouble.
End of whine. I’m off to be middle-aged with my friend Amy and a bottle of wine. Maybe we’ll watch a DVD that involves Hugh Jackman and no pants.