Just smile and waggle your eyebrows suggestively.
Thanks. Lots of good stuff. I’ll have to commit them to memory 
Thing 1’s in my belly and keeps telling me to start the reactor.
Curly knows, or knew, but he wasnt telling anyone apparently.
Get a “Thing 2” image printed on the back of your T-shirt…
then when somebody asks, “Where’s 2”…just turn around!
(one way to do this might be: take a picture of the front of your T-shirt. Photoshop the pciture, to change the number 2 to be a “1”. Go to a shop that prints T-shirts and stuff, and transfer the photo to the back of your shirt.
I assume this is legal and doesn’t violate copyrights, etc, since you are only making one copy for your personal use, are doing it on your own private property (the shirt on your back!), and are not selling it.
“He’s obsolete. I’m the upgraded version.”