Oh, come on. You’ve thought of it, too. So, inspired by my seeing another thread about Archie comix and my generally sick and twisted nature, here’s the new SDMB game, “If you could nail an Archie character, who’d it be?”
If guys are your thing, select one of:
Archie - Classic All-American kid. Red hair, which drives some people nuts. Owns a car. The girls seems to adore him.
Reggie - Classic bad boy. Also seems handsome, insofar as you can tell from a comic. Socioeconomic status is unclear.
Jughead - Goofball, a bit skinny. Has his admirers, though, and with a metablism that seems to be able to burn 10,000 calories a day, you know he can go all night. His real first name is Forsythe, so maybe he’s heir to a fortune.
Moose - If’n ya like beefcakes, he’s your man. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, though.
For those interested in ladies, please select one of:
Veronica - Rich girl with raven-black hair and a bod that just won’t quit. Mmmmmm. Hard to tell if she’s very passionate or affectionate, though.
Betty - Blond good girl with a body that just won’t quit. Really sweet, too, but will she be adventurous between the sheets? Your call to make.
Ethel - Pines after Jughead. Sure appears ugly, but her sex drive must be something else.
Midge - You never really learned much about her except that Moose loves her and Reggie does, too. Cute short haircut. Has standard “Archie Comix Girl Body” that in real life would cause traffic accidents.