Which board avatars do you like?

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@LSLGuy

At first I thought it was Stouffer’s the TV dinner people

No, no, no, it was Stouffer’s Stovetop Stuffing that was, unfortunately wiped out of the collective memories of all but a select few.

@Riemann

For confirmation, we’d need to examine the anal fin.

Ok, who’s going to volunteer for that? I’m busy washing my hair tonight, otherwise I’d be happy to do it.

@TroutMan

And according to the last bit of that article, evidently I am in fact female. Who knew.

I ran across a couple references that claimed a female trout’s anus will have a round shape, while a male trout’s anus will have a triangular shape.

I knew! I knew! Well, questioned anyway.

@Northern_Piper

I learn things on this board that I really don’t need to know.

The quest for knowledge marches on.

@Riemann

Is that a female mosquito anus in your avatar?

ETA: I have just realized that I’m on quite shaky ground commenting on the resemblance of other people’s avatars to anuses.

@Northern_Piper

Bagpipes don’t have anuses, so you’re good.

@Riemann

Aren’t they traditionally made of the skin of a whole animal? Some parts of it must at least be anus-adjacent.

I love it when we go all highbrow.

@wolfpup

Glad you think so. But, with all respect, when I look at your avatar, what I see is a pickle jar. So I feel all the testosterone of Aunt Bee, the kindly aunt who lived with Andy and Opie on the Andy Griffith Show . To add insult to injury, as I recall from one famous episode, Aunt Bee made really lousy pickles.

Way to strike a blow to my manhood. I hope you are happy now.

@Spoons

“A jar of pickles” was my first thought too. Only when I clicked on it and saw the bigger version, did I realize that it was a can of beer.

Et tu, @Spoons ? I can feel my testosterone plummeting.

@panache45

Hmmm. The subject of my own avatar is associated with femininity. There’s no way to change it to show its masculine counterpart.

Is that a Venus transit? One of your works, I assume. For some reason, that stuck in my mind as part of a basketball. Sorry bout that!