Feynn, matey, I think you’ve just created a new level of hell…
BTW, the site is still down. You’re in twubble!!!
Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Limbo. Not bad.
'Scuse me while I have some nonflavored ice milk now.
I’m in the circle of Hell where it tells me that their server got creamed, so it’s temporarily down, and please check back later.
Did they get slash-doped? :eek:
I’m in the City of Dis (level 6) too!
I rather like being a heretic. (was sceptical on all the religious questions)
I was high on ‘gloomy and wrathful’ though, and that’s rather cool I think! 
Mmmmm…I feel like being Wrathful and gloomy today!
I got the city of dis…
and I get stuck in a tomb.
Anyways, if hell’s all firey, why’s the ninth level cold?
I got Purgatory. Its not bad, its not good, but its not bad.
:eek: 6th level! Oh come on, now. I’m not that bad!
Am I?
HERETIC! BURN HE/SHE/IT!
anyways, the real reason you get that is because you don’t believe in god. Might be some other group, but I think it’s just the atheists…
Gosh…Purgatory for me! I didn’t think I was that good!
By posting this late in the thread, I’ll probably kill it. But who cares? I am in Level 7 already! Woo Hoo! It can go only downhill from here.
Does anybody else think the descriptions sound rather like a role-playing game? I probably did something like this:
The City of Dis
You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. There is a small lamp here.
>pick up lamp
Lamp taken.
>down
You continue down to the 7th level.
I thought the same thing when I read my results, anyway, see ya there!
So it’s only fitting that when I finally did get through, I ended up in Limbo! 
I hear no one’s seen Benny around lately. Maybe they should hook up with that geeky guy, Allan, instead.
I’m headed for Limbo, myself. I think I’ll like it there–lots of cool people to hang out with. Frankly, I think it’s a better deal than Heaven.
I’m a pretty average, well-rounded kinda sinner. No “extremes” or “very highs” for me.
All the same, the powers that be still found me worthy of banishment to Level 2. Bring on the smiting and the molesting, I say!