Which circle of Hell are YOU going to?

That’s been my working theory, for years. I figure this 2nd level they’ve assigned me to has to be a step up.

7th level of Hell. That can’t be good…

Limbo time!

And I’m not that flexible anymore. Oh, well.

Come to think of it, that’s a step up from my usual place.

Level 6! I’m in Dis!

Good to know, even if we never get around to our date for pool, at least I’ll see you in Hell. :slight_smile:

I earned these scores for a Level 7:
Extreme: Violent & Wrathful and Gloomy
Very High: Heretics
High: Lustful, Gluttonous, Treacherous
Moderate: Prodigal and Avaricious and Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Very Low: Repenting Believers and Virtuous Non-Believers

Cool

Don’t worry, all those going to hell. Just find this Italian guy named Benny, he can help get you out. :slight_smile:

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

“You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.”

Sounds like fun.

Now, really! You’re already going to Hell, for being a sinner. Is this really the place to be talking about wanting to play with my balls and cue? And, I suppose you have a whole different idea of the proper use of a rack. :stuck_out_tongue:

Was worried I was going to be the only one, but looks like Darkrabbit will be there to keep me company.

Wear a warm jumper matey…

Think I’m in trouble… :eek:

Yeah!

I’m Level Five!

Strangely, I feel like I’m on the fence of I could go to the pantywaist-kiss ass section of Hell or just grab a cafeteria tray and luge downward into depravity.

Feh.

I’m a level five too, it’s all that anger and fury y’know.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

I probably I got Level 6 because of my non-believer responses to just about every question about God and religion. I suspect that professing some religious belief would move me to level 3 (gluttonous) or level 5 (wrathful and gloomy), either of which I freely admit to.

7th level. I never knew I was so bad.

6th level, I was sort of expecting it



The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low


What is with the present progressive tense being used in the OP:

Which circle of Hell are YOU going to?

I’m already there. Unemployed, depressed, living in my sister’s garage… Hey, anybody want some cheese with the whine I’m enjoying here?

Remeber, you go to heaven for the weather, but to the second level of Hell for the company…

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

You know, this test has shown up in three message boards I belong to, and this is the first time I’ve not been alone on the ninth.

Thanks! :smiley:

So, your journey to the ninth, is it from misdeeds as a youth like mine is?

I think I just crashed their server.

What does that mean?

Nah. I’m a good kid really. Perchance it to be in regards to my feelings for the country happily left behind?