Which circle of Hell are YOU going to?

I scored very high on lust and very low as a repenting believer. I was also very high as a virtuous non-believer.

So, basically, I like to virtuously fuck a lot, scream out (a nonexistent) god’s name and I’m not sorry about it.

And best of all? I’m a heretic in the extreme.

You couldn’t possibly find a better prize than me, folks.

Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very High
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Extreme
Level 7 - Violent - High
Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Low

Level 8? 9, maybe?

Level 7 - my lust, lies and violence will always do me in…

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Well - I suppose I should’ve seen THIS coming.

Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - High
Level 7 - Violent - Extreme
Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - High

Looks like I’m off to level 6. I think that with a little housework we could clean the place up and it wouldn’t be a bad place to be.

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 Lustful - High
Level 3 Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Low

Whoo, Purgatory!
My greatest sin was gluttony. Hehe. Gluttony…the sin that no one remembers. Gluttony…the little sin that could.

So, in Purgatory, my reparations will be made by going hungry for a bit. Big whoop. The Proud have to carry huge stones on their backs, and the Envious have their eyes sewn shut and balance on the shoulders of their neighbors. Going hungry…pffft

Whoa!

It’s a good thing I’ve been hoarding those Get out of Jail Free cards from Monopoly since I was a kid. This’ll probably take a bunch of them.

Limbo! Woo Hoo! I get to spend eternity with the cool non-Christians!

I imagine something like:
“Sup, J. Why don’tcha let us on over? There’s no cable here.”
“Sorry man, can’d do it.”
“Sure you can! Unless all of our philosophising about rocks and lifting them and shit is right…”
“Fine, I Won’t do it. Happy now? No? Good. Now piss off. I gots me some fine virgin ladies to save!”

:smiley:

Anybody remember the punishments at the various levels? Just want to know what I’m in for in the Sixth Circle (although I still think I should have been stuck with the “lustful” and not the “heretics”).

It says here that I am one of the lucky ones! Because of my virtue and beliefs, I have escaped eternal punishment. I am sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how I matched up againse all the levels:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 Treacherous Moderate

Guess I’ll be in pretty good company.

Shibb, you can find a nice chart describing who is in which circle and what the punishments are here.

It picked level 2 for me - here’s my results:

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Hey, I’m a level six, too! Woohoo!

Sublight, I’m thinking that last night out is contributing mightily to our scores. :o

Let’s stick to Osuna’s bar (08:30) in Hiroo next time. :smiley:

Damn. Level six (heretic). And I was hoping to be a righteous pagan.

Apparently I score high on Lust as well, and moderately high on Gluttony and Violence (the last one baffles me, as I’m about as nonviolent as they come, but OK…)

Darn it, I only made it to the 6th level. I feel gypped. I do, however, resent the implication that not being a big fan of bitter herbs makes me a glutton pout.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

2nd Level, but I’ve got an in with his horn-headedness that virtually guarantees me a postion as one of Satans Lackeys of Ironic Punishment.

“Afflicted by melancholy; desire without hope . . . Condemned to useless labor . . . Abusing one another . . .”

Augh! I’m already in Hell!

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Extreme
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High
Level 7 (Violent) | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Extreme

I’ve been a bad boy, apparently.

Eek - Fifth Level. I had not realised I was all that curel and vindictive.

Wow!
Fifth Level of Hell


The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

4th Level

Eh, not so bad. Always wanted to squish Bill Gates under a heavy rock.