Which Dickens character would you f*** in a second?

Being as I like my women on the zaftig side, I’ll take Mrs. Fezziwig.

Even though this thread was revived by a spammer, I have to acknowledge that this is an inspired choice. A little healthy flirtation is great!

I’ll add Matilda Price from “Nicholas Nickleby”; she seemed pretty down-to-earth, and rubbing our relationship in Fanny Squeers’ face would be the icing on the cake.

Yeah…let’s let this one go for a while.

I’d totally do Ms. Havisham. She was hot.

Lizzie Hexam? But only because I only know her from The Unwritten. :smiley:

This thread’s been around for 12 years but I missed my response by ten minutes. Go figure.

Lizzie Hexam spends the entire book trying to flee from the man she likes, so you’d have to be some kind of masochist to chase after her.

What the…I mean…How did…I don’t…What??

I’m going to close this one down due to it being over 10 years old.
If someone would like to start a new topic on this subject, however, feel free.