Which Doper did it? : The Game

Although UkuleleIke was offered as a response, I thought that the confusion among witnesses suggested the more general response of picker. Which is correct?

Also:

You may have a more specific answer in mind, but I suspect filmgeek of the crime.

My clue: The only piece of evidence (besides the corpse, of course) was a Belgian flag covered with French-language phrases.

Clue: “The only evidence was a drawing that looked like :eek: and a copy of Office Space on DVD.”

I thought I saw Walloon leaving the scene.

Ok, I thought it was Girl From Mars til that additional clue…

Scene 1: The police didn’t know who did it, but they were certain the motive was a last ditch attempt to get money, since the perpetrator’s public assistance had been cut back severely.

Scene 2: The cops were having a hard time tracking down this former member of a defunct East Coast rock band, who had joined the military in order to elude capture.

Oh, wait… it is Girl From Mars. Forrest Mars founded the company. :smack:

F U Shakespear?

Roland Orvabal. (sp?)

And the police are grateful to you for being so vigilant and helping to solve the crime so quickly.

Now we’ve received reports of a cheap-looking bottle blonde who’s been flirting with every guy who walks by. When jealous wives reprimand her for being so forward, she slaps them and avers: “In Manaus, I am worshipped!”

Nope.

Should we put out an APB on Amazon Floozy Goddess?

Indeed we should. If only all cases were as quickly solved as my contributions to this thread have so far been!

As the killer was leaving the scene, she was heard muttering something about being “fed up with that boy and his stupid stuffed animal”.

Rue deDay (Rue D-Day)

Scene 222: The victim appeared to have been poisoned by his wife. When the police questioned the suspect’s son (a known arsonist), all he would say was, “I hope the bitch drowns,” and kept playing his violin.

Calvin’s Mom

Adds Susie Derkins to the APB

I like Sternvogel’s clues!

Sorry, I can’t think of any clues to add, and I need to go to bed now.

Airman Doors USAF?

What? I can’t hear you! Some starship captain has been screaming out the perp’s name.

P.S.S. Mine are easy, I know, but it’s good practice for me.

a-ha?

Bingo!

Khan

According to police, the killer is a large man with an extensive criminal record. However, it is not know whether he committed the crime himself, or commanded one of his zombie henchmen to do it for him.

Oops… I don’t know my east from west! :eek: :o

Should have been West Coast rock band. But roger sussed it anyway.