Which Doper would you take to the Oscars?

Cafe Society
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NCB and me on Oscar night:

Me: Oooh, there’s Orlando Bloom!
NCB (slightly irritated): You’re already with a cute blonde. Cut it out!
Me: You’re right. Sorry.

Later:

Me: Oooh, I see Johnny Depp, the coolest guy in the world!
NCB (frowning): Second coolest.
Me: I stand corrected.

Later:

Me: Oooh, Jude Law! He’s tasty! Yum…
NCB (glaring): I thought I had satisfied your incredible appetite by now.
Me: Ah yes, so you did. But I had half a glass of red wine and it destroyed my short-term memory.

And so it would go, all night long.

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yeah, I’m such a bitch when I’m drinking. :smiley:
We could always dress up as Trek characters, and would have Balbo dress up as Triumph and we could really get under people’s skin.

[Captain Jack Sparrow, Sexiest Man Alive walks by]

Damn! He is something, isn’t he?

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NoClueBoy may be a drunken bitch, but he’s MY drunken bitch!

Sig line!

:smiley:

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NoClueBoy may be a drunken bitch, but he’s MY drunken bitch!

Sig line!

:smiley:

45

OK, I open the thread, I’m already to make witty comments, and say Eve, and, well, Eve has like sixty three dates already.

And I have nothing to wear.

But, I would like to thank the Academy, and the folks at The Chicago Reader, without whom I would never have gotten here. And Cecil, and Ed, and all the moderators. Oh, and Aenea who won’t mind being my second choice for an escort. I hope.

Tris

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I’d love to take you to the Oscars.

In fact, you’d probably have to explain what’s going on to me, since I never watch TV or movies.

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I’m assuming this must be an error, and there’s no reason I can think of why kblue (or anyone) would mention me in this context, but, er, thanks anyway!