Which dopers do you "know", and what do you know about them?

Reposting my entire list from the other thread (which was limited to people who’d already posted in it, and I missed a ton of them):

Well, the first part is right, but as to the rest, you must have conflated me with someone else… :o

Some more-
Heart of Dorkness: Not related to Left Hand of Dorkness. This caused me much confusion. Girl. Thinks I’m cute and witty. Clearly, has dangerously poor judgment and should probably be locked up for her own protection.

Sleeps with Butterflies: Small, blonde, cute. Photo whore. Can be a bitch. Registered nurse. Does not like children. Possibly my female counterpart, except the blonde and cute parts.

More to follow.