Book Geek
Film Geek
Anime Geek
Food Geek
It appears the term “geek” is being used here to indicate membership in a subculture, which unfortunately disqualifies me right out of the gate. The sad truth is that I am not actually cool enough to be a geek. Occasionally I will attend one of their gatherings and try to fake it. But they always know.
If anything, I probably hew most closely to the traditional definition of “geek”-- an insane vagrant who bites the heads off chickens. Which reminds me, I need to start working on a routine for the office Christmas party.
Mostly Nintendo + Anime Geek. Was there a MtG one there? Although… I havent done it for years.
Lab geek I suppose, although not chemistry. Being a lab geek reduces my reading dramatically, so we can remove the book one for a few years. There is no video game geek on there, and I newest Nintendo system I have is a 64 back home.
I’m none of the geeks on the poster. I’m a Star Wars fan, but not a Star Wars geek.
I’m a porn geek, a fantasy art geek, and most especially a special effects geek.
Is a porn geek someone who knows how to grab free clips off the server even though they aren’t directly linked? And were intended to be streaming only? 'Cause I, uh, don’t know anything about that.
Hey! I’m a feminist geek who is deeply ofended that most of those graphics are of guys! I demand equal geek time.
Book geek,
Food geek,
Photoshop geek
Font geek.
I think I am probably a geek, but I’m just your generic geek, not any of those specific ones, or at least not just one of them.
If I had to pick, I guess TV. But I’m with those who are geeks but don’t fit into any of those categories. Arts and Crafts geek?
Book Geek, primarily
Rock Geek
Band Geek
Jedi Geek (lapsed, since the prequels)
History Geek
Bargain Bin Geek
Book-Food-Outdoor Geek
Jedi and Trek back in the day but not so much anymore.
On some days I feel like Geek Geek.
Book Geek – with a touch of the Bargain Bin Geek.
Where’s Science Geek?
And I’m mostly a Science-Fiction Geek in general. I wouldn’t dare choose anything in particular… there’s just too much good stuff out there. But that puts me in the Book Geek, Film Geek and TV Geek as well.
And, of course, I’m a PhotoShop, Design and CG-Animation Geek as well – hey! My living depends on it – but it’s still cool.
I think this poster’s all but scratched the surface…
Furry, comics, webcomics, book (sci-fi & fantasy), collectible (Thundercats & Silverhawks, with some other toys), RenFaire.
They didn’t have language geek on there, did they?
I’m a Comics Geek, a Food Geek, a Linux Geek, and a Transformers Geek; they missed Map Geek, though…
Um, why are all the Geeks palefaces, asks the racial equality geek?
I prolly don’t really want to know that answer…
They don’t have Retrocomputing Geek* or even Emulation Geek**, so I fit best into Code Geek and Linux Geek. They also need an FSF Geek and a BSD Geek at each others’ throats with licenses strewn all around them.
*(My new laptop can run TWENEX, Seventh Edition Unix for the PDP-11, OS/8, MVS, and FreeDOS (an MS-DOS clone) and it isn’t even fully configured yet by my standards. (No ITS yet, for one thing, and no CP/M-80 either.))
**(TWENEX comes with a PDP-8 emulation package. One of my current screensavers is a 6502 emulator running graphics hacks. Emulation geekery is similar to retrocomputing, but running historically accurate (or even old) software isn’t important.)
Engineer geek, though I have to say that it’s not very accurate.
(Was that too dry?)
What, no SCA Geek (Renfaire doesn’t cut it)?
Primarily a Food Geek, with bits of Book, Outdoor, Lego, History tacked on.
Definitely Bargain Bin and Movie {Sub Genre: Horror}, but Kiss!? Dayum. If we can change that to Alice (which, by the way, might fit under Collectible too), then I could sign up for that one too. 
Finally though, where the hell is the eBay geeks? You just know there’s a whole fuggin’ army of us.
[ETA: Forgot to mention Food! I may not be able to produce any on my own, but I might certainly qualify as a consumer extraordinaire.]