Superfluous distractions aside…
Better OR Worse?
Chili Cheese Fritos
Batter or Wurst?
Neptune is better than Mercury.
Better is better than good, but not quite as good as best!
Something’s better than nothing, but nothing’s better than more.
Krieger is funnier than Archer.
Evolution is better than creationism and intelligent design
nods in quiet approval
The one on the left.
Sex with a thousand pound person of your preffered gender or a tree?
A lady-like willow, or a manly oak?
Which is better: bitter butter or botter batter?
I can’t see any difference. Maybe blondes have a little more carbonation.
The red pill.
Which would be worse to fight: one horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses?
My daughter has been trying to get me to post this question for a week now, and here’s my opportunity!
A horse-sized duck is some kind of monster! Give me the tiny horses any time!
I too would take the tiny horses.
¿Quién es más macho?
Fernando Lamas … o … Ricardo Montalbán?
A hundred little horses could trample you…tear you to pieces. On the other hand, a big duck is just that— a big duck.
Imagine what darkness must lurk in the minds of those miniature horses. Now remember that there are a hundred. Herd mentality kicks in. You could fend off a few…but in time I’m afraid the equines would dominate. And those high unearthly bleating whinnies-- would they never stop? Gives me chills just to contemplate it. Must get my meds.