I hate washing my hair. Actually, I don’t really hate washing it exactly, I hate getting out of the shower with wet hair and then having to deal with it. It’s a big stupid time suck, and because it occurs at the same time as the shower, it’s competing with other stuff I have to do, like get dressed and put my contacts in.
For the life of me, I wish I could figure out a way to isolate the hair washing from other personal grooming tasks. You can sit down and trim your nails any time you want (in the privacy of your own home), I want to do the same with my hair.
Yes, I know the obvious answer is to cut it all off, but I am far, far too vain for that.