a) in a pool of your own piss
b) next to the person you swore you would never sleep with
c) from a car alarm
d) with your pants around ankles and a mysterious lubricant on your backside
e) in a coffin
(Not to say that I woke-up because of any of the above. Heh. The question was taken from a quiz.)
I can’t choose between d) or e). Can’t see how a) (which I’ve done quite often), b) or c) could be worse. E) would certainly suck, though.
;j
And today’s TMI award goes to…
green_bladder!!
clap
clap
clap
Maybe you should consider changing yer name to ‘full_bladder’? 
E.
Without a doubt, no questions at all, E.
One of my biggest fears, and one of the motivating factors behind my desire to be cremated.
What, you think you’d sleep through cremation?!
But seriously … the coffin thing has to be bad news.
Gee, D) doesn’t sound like a bad way to wake up at all. I guess unless it happens in conjunction with B).
I would go with E) but it worked for Sandra Bernhard.
I’d say the worst would be all five at the same time.
E. Thats one of my biggest fears…
Really, you would have no chance of being alive through any of it…The embalming would pretty much handle the whole alive-thing
People aren’t always embalmed if they are going to be cremated. When my wife died, embalming was an option.
D would certainly be bad, but I don’t think anything could possibly be worse than E.
I’m gonna definitely have to go with E on this one. I’m not that fond of D, but in light of the options… the rest of them seem to have pretty good odds of you coming out of the situation none the worse for wear. E seems so… permanent.
I’d go with E.
f) on the operating table, alert–but paralyzed–under anesthesia
someone please tell me that’s not possible! :eek:
Oh, it’s possible. It happened to a very good friend of mine. It really screwed her up, mentally.
E
D
B
A
C
E only SLIGHTLY overshadows B.
E or D.
All of the above, while spontaneously combusting. The person next to you in the coffin whom who hate survives and sells his/her harrowing tale to Dateline, while you lie crispy and forgotten.
May I offer:
“In your girlfriend’s bed with your girlfriend’s dad standing over you holding a shotgun.”