Which piece do you play in Monopoly?

The hat. So that when I’m doing poorly, I can turn it upside down.

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Dog because I like dogs. Actually, I don’t play anymore, but when I was a kid this was true.

Naval buff here, so it’s the battlewagon.

I’m a dog person. It’s my defining characteristic!

Which one I wanted on any given day changed around.

The dog, because he can stand on his nose.

I was always the hat ever since I met Bode’s Cheech Wizard.

“Anybody got a problem with that gets a kick in the nads.”

Moneybagsit’s so round and stable…

I just always liked it, it never really fell over or anything. Just like a little anti-Buddha.

The wheelbarrow. Ever since I was a kid, it was the most logical: you want something you could carry ridiculous amounts of cash in, right? You cannot do that in a thimble. You cannot do this with a Yorkie or whatever that little canine is. You certainly cannot do it with an iron. I was really surprised to see that no one here had picked it. I was too much of a loner to consider a ship or train. My second choice was the shoe, but I don’t remember why.

Always the cannon.

Shoe - because I kick butt.

Whatever’s closest.

Always the iron. I like to flatten the competition.

The Thimble, then the Iron. I like that they’re harder to knock over. I always accidentally knocked over the dog, horse, and somehow, the car.

The Hat of course! I thought I was the only one, but I see that us fellow Monopoly Hat Wearers have taken 3[sup]rd[/sup] place so far.

We always called it a statue in our house, too. And we kids always fought over who got to play that token–it was everyone’s favorite!

Lately I’ve been playing with young nieces and nephews, so I haven’t really had a chance to choose. I’ve been the ship most often.

Of course many years ago psychologists divined the meaning behind each of these choices:

Wheelbarrow - murderer
Battleship - mass murderer
Hat - likes kinky sex
Dog - likes even kinkier sex
Shoe - foot fetishist
Iron - domesticated
Cannon - recently fired
Car - needs phallic symbol
Thimble - penis envy
Horse - just the opposite
Moneybag - rich bastard
Train - hobo

Hasbro’s research in 1998 was slightly different :

Most Popular Monopoly Pieces:

Race Car, 18%
Dog, 16%
Cannon, 14%
Top Hat, 10%
Battleship, 9%
Horse and Rider, 8%
Shoe, 8%
Thimble, 7%
Iron, 7%
Wheelbarrow, 3%

I heard somewhere that the latest versions no longer have the horse statue, which pisses me off because it’s my favorite. I know the new iPhone app doesn’t have it as an option. No dog, either. On the iPhone I don’t care what I play, what with my two favorites gone.