Nah. JDT.
Aww Wolfie you’ve made me blush, I really like your style because its so unique, always know when the Wolf’s been in a thread.
I’d like to add Redboss, he always manages to be funny and informative.
Ooh, in the up and coming 0-1000 posts category, a new contender:
I still can’t read this without laughing!
No additional offense intended to Waverly, of course. I have no opinion on the accuracy, just the quality of the writing…
I’ve always enjoyed Jack Batty’s posts.
Wow, Thanks! I really thought I’d be the last person mentioned here, but I see Jack Dean Tyler and Wildest Bill, so I guess it’s not so far fetched. 
And not bad company to be named with. gobear and Sam are both pretty sharp in a debate.
I have to say that ExTank is one of the best writers on the board, and he has a knack for writing very well-reasoned, even-tempered, and informative posts. Ace Of Swords is, bar none, the funniest person I’ve ever seen in the pit. I think he gets funnier in direct proportion to the heat in the thread.
I was going to vote for Jodi too but I see someone already beat me to it.
What about Zev_Steinhardt and Handy? No fluff, no B.S., no overstatement. Just the truth as they know it.
Jebus Almighty, thanks! (you too Rue)
Sometimes, when I look back at my own stuff, I wonder if I’m keeping too many browser windows open.
I try to post in GQ and GD when I can, but someone has usually already said what I was gonna… So, Cafe and MPSIMS are my babies
if I could just get my whiskey bottle away from that fucking panda…
BTW, I just recently moved over here from a rather boring place, and I love it! Most of you are delightfully witty and quite cogent. And the morons just make my day! Really.
I’m afraid I would eat up the entire storage space for SDMB if I listed everyone I like. So, let me just add to every post: DITTO!
ciao for niao
Has anyone listed **dougie monty
Sunspace
Diceman
NDP
Vivalostwages
Muad’Dib
Mnementh
?**
Huh? Have they? Okay, I will. Love the story threads dougie
:o
Thanks, DELPHICA and IN CONCEIVABLE! You’re both in the will.
:: Note to self: By the time they find out you actually have nothing, you’ll be dead ::
coughcliquecough
Of all the threads I expected (okay, was hoping) would show up in a vanity search, ‘best writing’ was NOT one of them. ‘Dead Sexy’, maybe. ‘Most Horny’, well, I’d be insulted if I wasn’t mentioned. But best writing? Wow!
Thanks, Next Prophet. No beatings for you tonight.
Damn, had my heart set on one…
Guess I’ll have to find out what bar my slut cuz’n Cindy is dancing in. 
Gotta bow to the already-mentioned Fenris, whose knowledge of comics, SF and related fields is stunning.
For old-fashioned wisdom, with style and good taste, you can’t go wrong with CalMeacham and AuntiePam .
And, yes, Cervaise’s historic and hilarious takedown of the poor beleagured telemarketer is worthily a legend.
But for advice on bars and scotch eggs, one has to go with Czarcasm :D, the Moderator of a Thousand Uses, thankfully as NOT seen on TV.
And for a limited time only, we’ll include with your Czarcasm a pair of Moderator Underoos absolute free!
Act Now!
<blush>
That Cecil Adams guy wrote something once that was pretty good. I think it was about … damn can’t remember. Oh well, I guess it couldn’t have that good then.
Besides, there are rumors he doesn’t even really exist.
These are all good nominations!
But let’s not forget Chronos, who explains the science stuff with great clarity to the layman.