For wording your question in an inclusive fashion. This gay guy appreciates it!
A girl who gets up early
A girl who stays up late
A girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
That’s a girl who takes the cake, and that’s what I’ve got.
I find guys who can fix things unbelievably sexy. It’s like foreplay. Use that wrench, you sexy thing.