Whip It Out For Pee On Earth Day!

[Tuckerfan]

Those of us in the Northern Hemisphere, anyway.

Pee On Earth Day, a day to bring one’s urine outside to nourish plants and save water used to flush toilets, will be June 21 in the northern hemisphere (Dec. 21 in the southern hemisphere).

So, it’s not okay to fool Mother Nature, but golden showers are just dandy?

[Winston_Smith]

Meh. Every day is Pee On Earth Day in my yard.

[Rhubarb]

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Meh. Every day is Pee On Earth Day in my yard.
[/QUOTE]

ditto.

Rhubarb - saving water and nourishing plants for over 4 decades.

[Savannah]

I thought it was bad for the plants. Hm.

I’m just hoping it will keep the cougars outta my back yard.

[Lord_Il_Palazzo]

[QUOTE=Savannah]
I thought it was bad for the plants. Hm.
[/QUOTE]

I’d thought that too.
Oh well, if someone went through all the trouble to declare it Pee on Earth Day, who am I to refuse?

[duffer]

Someone declared a day to mark your territory? Hell, anything for men to celebrate is good, I guess. And any women celebrating are invitited to the next party.

[Hostile_Dialect]

@Savannah

I thought it was bad for the plants. Hm.

I’m just hoping it will keep the cougars outta my back yard.

Actually, it’s how the plants are naturally supposed to get water.

[Frank]

The folks walking their dogs below my balcony are just going to love me in the morning.

[CalMeacham]

At Bohemian Grove they’ve been doing this for years:

This is the most gloried-in ritual of the encampment, the freedom of powerful men to pee wherever they like, a right the club has invoked when trying to fight government anti-sex discrimination efforts and one curtailed only when it comes to a few popular redwoods just outside the Dining Circle. Tacked to one of these haplessly postprandial trees is a sign conveying the fairy-dust mixture of boyishness and courtliness that envelops the encampment: Gentlemen please! No pee pee here!

http://sociology.ucsc.edu/whorulesamerica/power/bohemian_grove_spy.html

[OpalCat]

[QUOTE=fetus]
Actually, it’s how the plants are naturally supposed to get water.
[/QUOTE]

Gee, I always thought that was “rain”.

[FlyingRamenMonster]

[QUOTE=fetus]
Actually, it’s how the plants are naturally supposed to get water.
[/QUOTE]

As opposed to that rain thing? :dubious:

[Mindfield]

@Monty Python

“Your Majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss.”
“What?”
“I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.”

/got nothin’

[Sage_Rat]

[QUOTE=Savannah]
I thought it was bad for the plants. Hm.
[/QUOTE]

I think that that is one of those, “Everything, in moderation” type things.

[duffer]

[QUOTE=Savannah]
I thought it was bad for the plants. Hm.
[/QUOTE]

Was it Up in Smoke or The Next Movie where Tommy Chong pisses on one of their plants stating it’s good for them? (Hell, coulda been Nice Dreams).

Whatever movie it was, if Tommy Chong said it, and it involved plant life, I gotta trust him.

[Hostile_Dialect]

@OpalCat

Gee, I always thought that was “rain”.

OK, it’s how it’s supposed to get nutrients. Although more from #2 and probably more from dead bodies.

[Tuckerfan]

[QUOTE=fetus]
OK, it’s how it’s supposed to get nutrients. Although more from #2 and probably more from dead bodies.
[/QUOTE]

Hmm, “Make 'em diea, for Gaia” has kind of a nice ring to it. . .

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

[QUOTE=duffer]
Was it Up in Smoke or The Next Movie where Tommy Chong pisses on one of their plants stating it’s good for them? (Hell, coulda been Nice Dreams).

Whatever movie it was, if Tommy Chong said it, and it involved plant life, I gotta trust him.
[/QUOTE]

If this isn’t logic, I don’t know what is.

[Excalibre]

[QUOTE=Rhubarb]
ditto.

Rhubarb - saving water and nourishing plants for over 4 decades.
[/QUOTE]

Thirded. Hell, I didn’t even know it was Pee on Earth Day, and I did it anyway.

That’s called commitment to the environment.