So Keebler Elf, racist pig, and U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has just been fired by Dear Leader.
Naturally, this brings up the question of the Mueller probe. I think it’s safe to assume that Mueller will be fired between now and Jan. 3. Probably very soon. So, what does this mean?
Can Mueller keep all his files in a big safe somewhere and hand them over to the congressional investigators once the new Dem house is sworn in on Jan. 3?
Can Whitaker demand all of Mueller’s findings to date and simply make them go away? Maybe he’ll claim that there was Nothing To See Here, that it was all a huge waste of taxpayer money because Democrats=Bad, and the whole Mueller investigation will be lost to history like a fart in a hurricane.
Someone in some other thread that I’m far too lazy to go search for speculated that perhaps the new Dem house can open investigations into Dear Leader’s shady taxes or violations of the emoluments clause or whatever, and hire Mueller to lead the investigation. Is this a likely possibility or just an Anti-Trump wet dream? After all Mueller is a Republican and frankly, after two years of full-time investigations, I’m wondering if the well is about dry. Of course, Mueller famously keeps his cards close to his chest so nobody really knows what kind of dirt he has — or doesn’t have — of Trump and his cronies.
Personally, I have a sinking suspicion that Mueller will be fired and whatever findings he has so far will just… disappear into some legal black hole. Maybe there will be a mysterious warehouse fire. Maybe all the hard drives that has the results of the investigation to date will have been mysteriously compromised and no data can be accessed. Meanwhile Trump will blame Democrats for wasting the nation’s precious treasure then nuke Ouagadougou or someplace in attempt to get the nation to forget about Mueller. And so, other than putting some very deserving people behind bars, the whole thing will have been for naught because in the end the big fish will have got away.