This is why I’m afraid of you.
Who wants to start the “black people who are afraid of brown people” thread?
I’m afraid of everyone who looks different than I do. I live in MN. I spent most of my day hiding. 
No! They can’t have it! The Ukrainians need it, if they’re ever going to elect Yulia Tymoshenko to the Presidency!
She’s really pretty.
Poor MeanOldLady. Come on out! There’s pie …
I used to have a problem with coloreds until I switched to Tide. Now I no longer have to wash them separatly, and everything comes out so bright and clean.
My MIL, bless her, made this mistake IRL. In the early 60’s, her husband was stationed in Bumblefuck, GA, and she took the laundry to the laundromat to do it. She looked at the ‘Colored’ and ‘White’ signs above the two doors, and couldn’t believe Georgians expected people to sort their laundry out on the street.
I would like to offer my services of jive translation for any of the culturally deficient.
In Minnesota, that makes sense. Who isn’t creeped out by Prince?
No, that wouldn’t work. We’re in the middle of rebranding ourselves as a hip hop fan board (“yo, that shit is tight, yo!”) and a thread like this would make us look like a bunch of mostly-white posers.
Word up.
I thought giraffes were mostly-splotchy.
Wow it feels so neat to be part of something bigger than myself. It’s like being a Saints fan, or voting for president, or joining a gang. It just gives you this sense of power and purpose, you know?
In Russia, blacks fear you!
Everyone fears me in Russia. I’m like a god over there.
I had a Black Russian once. It was in a bar in Atlanta. Son of a bitch stole my wallet.
I think you’re confusing him with Covered in Bees.
Teal? Pink? Wait, I’m pink, & a green, so… yeah, purple works.
Ew, no.
Well, all those human “race” colors are really just shades of brown. I’m no more “white” than the average person of African descent is “black”.
Although if you’re a WWE fan, you know that Sheamus comes very close to being the whitest person on the planet, and R-Truth is about as close as they come to being black.
Dwarves are also hard to see, being below the eye-line of tall people…
…you know what else is hard to see?
NINJAS!
So, that must mean that all black people are Ninjas! (as are dwarves, except for the Red ones, those are generally spaceships)
Personally, I think that Ninjas are cool, and not scary, neither are dwarves, and the red ones are especially funny…
Hell, I’M white, and people as white as Sheamus scare me.
Dude is WHITE.
