White people who are afraid of black people

You all missed the most dangerous and most insidious threat to our existence…

crab people crab people taste like crab, talk like people.

What have you got against Hulk Hogan?

::Looks at picture. Compares his skin tone to mine. Makes another note as to things about me that intimidate people::

Naah, those are nothing compared to the Underpants Gnomes and their insidiously evil plan…

1; Collect Underpants
2; ???
3; PROFIT!!

That picture doesn’t do him justice. It’s like he’s been rolled in talcum powder or flour.

Why do you hate vitiligans?

I’m white and I’m scared though 33% of this film clip

…make that 66%, since I also feel awkward around women.

Whitest picture I could find. But you’re right, it makes him look much darker than he is. It’s FREAKY.

Try this. 39 seconds in.

As a Ghostly American, I would like to file a formal protest. I’m not sure about what, yet, but something.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If I take a onsie and roll it into a rope, and tie it into a sheepshank, does it become a knotsie?

I wonder if Evil has fired his secretary yet? I’m sure Secretary’s boss wont have been too pleased with this insipid pitting.

I’ve been hoping Evil will make an appearance itself at some point.