Who are members 1 through 5?

[Spoons]

I’m 9680. I may not be a 99er, but I’m at least a four-digiter!

[KneadToKnow]

I am member 8334, which I desperately want to be beef in 133t5p34k, but I know isn’t.

New member jjdubs is our Beverly Hills member, #90210.

[Zeldar]

I wanted to see what kind of company I keep so I found this:

36384 KR123
Registered User
Last Activity: 06-18-2003 06:20 PM
Total Posts: 0

36385 Mottpot
Guest
Last Activity: 06-30-2005 03:20 PM
Total Posts: 74

36386 Zeldar
Guest
Last Activity: Today 11:59 AM
Total Posts: 10,780

36387 Mini-Thud
Guest
Last Activity: 05-05-2006 01:14 PM
Total Posts: 149

36388 kimmie kay
Guest
Last Activity: 04-14-2004 03:16 AM
Total Posts: 5

[dhkendall]

Bah, nothing cool about my number (although, apparently, Daedalus is my mirror-universe double, which is, imho a perfect name for a mirror-universe double. However, I already have a goatee, does this mean he has to be clean-shaven?). I petition TPTB to assign me a different, cooler, number. I notice #1 is available …

[NinetyWt]

@LSLGuy

I tried Googling mine, 39146, and about the only thing which came back was a zipcode in Nowheresville Mississippi (is that redundant?)

Pickens is actually a really nice place, great place for a hunting or fishing camp. I like Pickens.

[TubaDiva]

@BigT

If I remember correctly, Tuba said she was number one, but lost her password, and the email to fix it didn’t work. So she set up a new username, and later combined both accounts into one.

ETA: I’m 79433; anything cool about that number? My mirror universe counterpart is merely another one-timer, S.N.U.N.N.Y.

Yeah, I had to slap myself on the wrist for that one.

(Actually the file entry became corrupted. And that’s the way it goes.)

[Captain_Amazing]

I am number 9827, and my join date is 10-17-1999.

Number 9826’s join date is 09-29-2000, and 9828’s is also 09-29-2000. So this is a strange situation here.

[Zeldar]

After seeing that the numbers nearest mine were essentially inactive I went looking for the nearest to me with reasonable activity. Here’s what I saw:

36350
Mister Rik
Charter Member
Last Activity: Today 05:20 PM
Join Date
06-18-2003
Total Posts
6,329

36392
Suse
Charter Member
Last Activity: Today 11:26 AM
Join Date
06-19-2003
Total Posts
954

The rest of that range of 42 numbers, with the exception of my 36386, are dead numbers as far as recent activity goes. That suggests to me that the membership numbers are, to say the least, inflated.

[Necros]

My number is 5280, suitable since I live in Denver.

[Irishman]

Captain Amazing said:

I am number 9827, and my join date is 10-17-1999.

Number 9826’s join date is 09-29-2000, and 9828’s is also 09-29-2000. So this is a strange situation here.

You think that’s weird? My join date is 12-08-1999. That’s a month and a half after you. My user number? 3522

[Little_Nemo]

I’m 3516 now. But I used to have some really low number. I think I was 27 or something. But after posting for about a year, I decided to change my username and at the time that meant starting a new account.

[mnemosyne]

I am number 4570, which seems to show up a lot in reference to firearms and computer hardware, neither of which are things I know anything about.

[Sparky812]

@Little_Nemo

I’m 3516 now. But I used to have some really low number. I think I was 27 or something. But after posting for about a year, I decided to change my username and at the time that meant starting a new account.

Same here, I’m 2338 now, but I had another membership but lost my username/password (I couldn’t recover it because it was associated with a defunct e-mail address) so I started a new account.

[Gagundathar]

I am # 88148.
That is pretty boring except that:

Santa Cruz Biotechnology, Inc. has a product called Dermatopontin siRNA (h): sc-88148 that is “for independent verification of Dermatopontin gene silencing results.”

and

88148 is the item number for Stitch America’s North End Lightweight Crew Neck Windshirt.

and

CAZENEUVE HBY 590 Lathe is Product 88148

and

Kenmore makes a Microwave Over with a model number of 88148

and

La Conch Lighting makes a product called “Rut 88148 Recessed Projector Lights”

and

finally, last but not least and easily weirdest of all, 88148 is NOT a valid US Zip Code!

[muldoonthief]

@Rhythmdvl

Ed Zotti being number six is about the best thing I’ve heard in a long time. Priceless. That this is a thread asking who is number one? adds to the overall awesomeness. Putting those two things together blows my mind. Now all we need is for an impenetrably weird and surreal finish to the whole thing.
I’ll be seeing you!

@Giles

2 is Lynn Bodoni

That’s pretty damn appropriate as well. Now I’ll always picture Leo McKern whenever I read one of Lynn’s posts.

[Skammer]

@twickster

I’m 24510, making me 10x as cool as either of you.

I’m 24947 - I joined within a few weeks of you (Aug '02) but have fewer than 5,000 posts compared to your 28,000. Way to set the bar!

[Mudshark]

My number is 16104.

[VarlosZ]

Am I the only one so far with an immediate neighbor who’s a poster of some note? I’m 6270, Thudlow Boink (10,076 posts, most recently about 15 minutes ago) is 6269 and registered the same day that I did (5/9/00).

Also, holy shit, I’ve been here for over a decade.

[Nametag]

I am Member # 21252; this is a ZIP code in Baltimore, Maryland, a false event log entry generated by Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 Service Pack 3 (SP3), and MacUpdate’s web page number for Parallels Desktop. Oh, and it’s the model number of a Craftsman 10" compound miter saw.

[Nametag]

@VarlosZ

Am I the only one so far with an immediate neighbor who’s a poster of some note? I’m 6270, Thudlow Boink (10,076 posts, most recently about 15 minutes ago) is 6269 and registered the same day that I did (5/9/00)

Well, Levdrakon is only two digits away from me, and I’ve certainly noticed the name, as he has twice as many posts as I.