Who are Special Dopers?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I miss Beryl Mooncalf.

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There’s battle lines being drawn
Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong

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I’m special because I ride the short threads.

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Maybe any thread with you in it becomes short. Thought of that? Hmmmmm? :dubious:

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What? *Only *those threads? That sounds pretty special to me.

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TLDR

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I remember that bag of Special Doper I bought from that strange hippie dude at Burning Man a few years ago. That shit was primo! I was blasted off my ass for days!

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All Dopers are special. Didn’t your Father tell you that? Didn’t he?!?

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It’s “spatial,” so that makes you extra-special.

Aren’t you proud? :cool:

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Funny, you don’t look special.

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As the late, great George Carlin said, “I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated,
freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.”

Now HE was special.

BTW, the whole amazing ‘A Modern Man’ text can be found at http://www.kilcher04.net/2008/10/08/george-carlins-modern-man/

Highly recommended for special people only.

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You’re trying to mess with my head :smiley:

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What does this have to do with spats? :stuck_out_tongue:

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No. If everyone’s a Special Doper, then everyone’s a Special Doper.

Only if nobody is a Special Doper is nobody a Special Doper.

I think we can all agree on that. Or possibly none of us can.

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I’m special but not in the way most dopers accuse me… Usally of being a bad speller, or a dumb ass or totally off topic. Those are all true but not what makes me special.

I’m bionic. I have a battery taken off the space shuttle in my back that is rechargeable for 200 years. I recharge myself every 6 months from a wall socket.
I have a neurotransmitter in my head.

I am waiting for the upgrade so I can scale tall buildings and understand men. :smiley:

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I’m Special!

I’m also, apparently, No-one… :frowning:

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Shouldn’t that be “only if Nobody is a Special Doper is Nobody a Special Doper”? But by virtue of being a Doper, if everybody is a Special Doper then Nobody is a Special Doper too!

Are we having a Sesame Street Special or something? And why am I having these cravings for The Incredibles?

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Can’t we all just get pretty ribbons with medals hanging on them around our neck and declare ourselves all SPECIAL?

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I’m Special - I am the only one here who is not unique.

Regards,
Shodan