Man you just don’t get it do you?
Enjoy your crib lizard.
Meow. I hate to break it to you, but I have been to NYC a lot of times. I have friends who live there who have avoided becoming frothing assholes who manhandle their fellow citizens.
Have you ever thought of theater, because your penchant for the dramatic shouldn’t go unused. I don’t like children but now that means HATRED of children and makes me subhuman? Shouldn’t you save your overreacting bile for people who actually harm children and not people who choose not to have them? I really hope the mother of your daughter is a far more stable influence than you apparently are. Nothing like going to Defcon 1 over next to nothing.
Save your insanity for when some special New Yorker gives her a hearty shove on her pwecious backside when she stands still for too long.
Have a nice night, schnookums!
It is possible to announce that you don’t want kids without also saying that kids are horrible. Of course, the members of this board don’t seem to think that tact is much of a virtue, except in other people.
Oh no, the vile subhumans are everywhere!
mswas, I just did a cursory review of your GD posts, and it’s pretty clear that I was confusing you with someone else whose name escapes me at the moment. Given that fact, the vehemence of my earlier rant was misdirected, and I apologize.
good on you. really.
Hey, just because I’m evil doesn’t mean I’m rude. Well, yeah, I was being rude earlier, and I’ll probably be rude again sometime tomorrorow, but I try only to be rude with provocation and on purpose. Misdirected incivility mandates an apology.
More like the self-important progenitors of the Most Perfect Ones. Try again.
Well if you don’t stop IN THE DOORWAY on a rush hour train when there are half a dozen people behind me rushing to get on, it shouldn’t be an issue. Hint, the train is not JUST for you.
And I’M the drama queen. 
I’m going to teach her the Dim Mak for just such an occasion. Except such an occasion won’t happen because part of her Kung Fu skills will be dedicated toward GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.
Love ya, call me.
Aww shucks, and that’s funny because I totally figured I probably deserved it on some level.
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Queen Bruin** You’re just mad cuz you aren’t as cool as my daughter.
did you not see their apoogy?
ok, so now you did. nevermind.
The one I replied to?
timing. we both suck at it, apparently
“Do I plan on having children in the future? Well, Mr. Satan says that in the fullness of time I can have one perfect little Antichrist, who will be named Damien. I am so looking forward to it!”
I’ve never actually said the words “crotch fruit” out loud. I am always nice to children and make funny faces at them on the subway and such. I have young cousins and I’m sure my brother will have kids and I know I will love them all. I am, however, fucking angry at the knob goblin at work who felt the need to pour a steaming bowl of judgement on me for no apparent reason. I was being honest and friendly and I have learned now that this is the wrong response, apparently.
I felt that the water slide reference and the crotch fruit remark were appropriate angry expressions for The Pit and chose to use them here in part because I am angry and in part because I thought they were funny. These phrases are in no way intended as insults towards any crotch fruit/children you may have.
Also, FWIW, I have lived in NYC for a while now and have never pushed, shoved, or yelled at a stranger for any reason on the subway.
What’s an apoogy? Is that like the apogee of spooge, as seen in a slow-mo money shot? :eek:
Heh, well, sounds like an annoying bitch to be sure. I didn’t think you hated children, I was just curious. My wife used to make remarks about ‘scary little children with their jam covered hands’ before we had one of our own.
Yeah, they are kind of amusing.
Well bless your heart.
Oh i don’t think thats what I’d be explaining to you. I’d be explaining to you why you are face first on the floor in a pain compliance hold and how I would be turning you over to a peace officer to take you before a magistrate for assault by contact…and how I would use what ever force I deemed neccesary to detain you as allowed by the code of criminal procedure.
At least thats what happened last time someone shoved me. They got a fine out of it, and me and the cops got a good laugh.
I’m pretty sure I don’t want kids, so I’ve had these questions a lot. (My folks are cool about it now since my bro and sis in law had three, thank Og.) BUT I do want to foster in a few years. No idea why I don’t want my own kids yet want four or five living with me anyway, but the :dubious: on people’s faces when I tell them that usually shuts them up. Then if they keep saying, ‘That’s so weird! You don’t want your own kids but you want to foster!’, I just smile sweetly and say, ‘Yep, I don’t understand it either.’