Who are you?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
401

I am woman.

Hear me roar.

402

I’m a Jew, a lonely Jew…
I’d be merry, but I’m Hebrew…

403

Take what’s yours and be damned!

404

Take what’s yours and be damned! :wink:

405

Mi chiamano Mimì, ma il mio nome è Lucia.

or

Je suis Titania

or

Erzittert, Ihr Verräter,
die Strafe bricht herein.
Hier stehe ich als Rächer;
Ich selbst bin Eisenstein!

Ja, ja, ich bin’s, den Ihr
betrogen!
Ja, ich bin’s, den Ihr belogen!
Aber rächen will ich mich jetzt
fürchterlich!..
…Ja, ich bin’s usw.

406

Ich bin ein Berliner

407

Ich bin ein auslander

408

I am the morning DJ on W.O.L.D
Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be
The bright good-morning voice who’s heard but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen

409

I am surprised (that’s not to say that* I am* surprised, just that I’m surprised) that nobody has mentioned:

I am-a Hen-er-y the Eight I am, Hen-er-y the Eight I am!

And just in case someone has mentioned that, well then…
I am fortunes fool!

410

I…
I
I
have become. . .

The sad man,
The bad man. . .
Oh, waitaminute. . .

411

PLEASE tell me if anyone out there remembers this guy:
Oooooh, you can call me Ray
Or you can call me Jay
Or you can call me Johnny
Or you can call me Sonny
Or you can call me RJ
Or RJJ
Or RJJ Junior
But ya doesn’t have ta call me “Johnson”

412

I’m a locksmith. And, I’m a locksmith.

413

I’m Gumby dammit!

414

I’m just a regular Joe
With a regular job.
I’m your average white
suburbanite slop.
I look football and porno
and books about war.
I’ve got an average house
with a nice hardwood floor…

415

That’s “slob” not “slop”. :smack:

416

I am a lineman for the county.

417

Good one.

418

Thanks. One of my favorite gags of all time, it is.

[Booming]I am the Dwead Piwate Woberts![/Booming]

419

I’m 2000 light years from home.

But, I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs!

420

I was heading down to Toshii Station to pick up some power converters!