I’m masturbating like a motherf*ck!
I’ve had my share of lovers, some say I’m damn good.
Darn!
Okay, never mind…
We’re Beatrice…
(You will be bought out?)
The one, the only, the original-
TRUE BLUE JACK
- Accept no substitutes!
TBJ
What a coincidence! I’m True Black Jack!
Close your eyes, I’ll be here in the morning.
I’M -uh- speechless!
TBJ
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it’s bad for you.
I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Well, I started out on burgundy, but soon hit… soon… hit… WTF is in this, anyway!?
I’m leaving my family
leaving all my friends
my body’s at home
but my hearts in the wind
where the clouds are like headlines
on a new frontpage sky
my tears are salt water
and the moons full and high
I AM THE VIPER!
I’ve come to vipe your vindows.
I’m a man of means by no means.
I. am. Iron. Man.
Well, at least I’m no hollaback girl. 
Trouble is my middle name.
Hey ! Trouble is my middle name !
I’m not internationally known, but I’m known to rock a microphone.
My cannons won’t thunder.
I’ve got no one to plunder.
I’m an over 40 victim of fate.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present, bearing tidings, so listen up. I’ve been feeling stressed ever since my shift was lengthened to start at freakin’ Thanksgiving. Then it was moved back to Halloween. More stress. One more thought about Labor Day, and I’m goin’ postal. Everybody clear on that?
“I am,” (unfurls wings) “the Metatron.”
I’m a MUSE, stupid!
I’m a LEPER, dammit!
We are the Bloodguard.
I’m the One that I Want.
I did not have sex with that woman.